Putting on the Ritz

"If you're blue and you don't know

where to go to why don't you go

where fashion sits

Puttin' on the Ritz

Different types who wear a day

coat pants with stripes and cutaway

coat perfect fits

Puttin' on the Ritz

Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper

Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)

Come let's mix where Rockefellerswalk

with sticks or um-ber-ellasin their mitts

Puttin' on the Ritz"